The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Historical Texts Reveal Jesus Hid Out In Tomb For Few Extra Days While Abuse Scandal Blew Over [1207d]
• NASA Astronauts Go Insane And Kill Each Other Immediately Upon Entering Rocket [1207d]
• Supreme Court Justices All Reading About Clarence Thomas Corruption Allegations From Different Mediterranean Yachts [1207d]
• Trump Revealed To Have Paid Hush Money To Conceal Children He Had In Wedlock [1207d]
• Baltimore Archdiocese Passes Around Collection Plate For Victims To Take Settlement From [1207d]