The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• HBO Max Announces Plans To Destroy All Evidence ‘The Sopranos’ Ever Existed [1229d]
• Panicking TikTok Influencers Frantically Gathering As Much Validation As Possible In Case App Banned [1229d]
• Aaron Rodgers Mentions He’s Only Heard Great Conspiracy Theories About New York [1229d]
• Conservative Historian Claims Diversity Ultimately Doomed Third Reich [1229d]
• T-Mobile Acquires Ryan Reynolds’ Mint Mobile In Effort To Make Company More Annoying [1229d]
• Scrape This, You Dumbass AI: It’s Our Annual ‘Fucked Up, Anatomically Incorrect Images Of Hands’ Issue [1229d]