The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Has To Admit Air Fryer That Burned Down House Did Pretty Good Job On Tater Tots [1249d]
• Survey Finds Americans Have $21 Billion In Unspent Gift Cards [1249d]
• War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine [1249d]
• Panicked ‘Cocaine Bear’ Producers Scrambling To Expand 4 Minutes Of Social Media Clips Into Actual Movie [1250d]