The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Over 100 Children Found Working Hazardous Jobs At Slaughterhouses [1253d]
• Ohio Officials Point At Glass Of Water To Assure East Palestine Residents It Safe To Look At [1253d]
• U.S. Successfully Shoots Down Kid Jumping Too High On Trampoline [1253d]
• Apologetic Don Lemon Clarifies A Woman’s Relevance Is Not Defined By Age, But Conventional Attractiveness [1253d]
• Biden Informs Zelensky He Only There To See Ukrainian Woman He Met Online [1253d]