The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Marrying Woman Who Doesn’t Eat Her Pizza Crusts Best Decision Man Ever Made [1256d]
• Catalytic Converter Stolen From Oscar Mayer Wienermobile [1256d]
• Compassionate Pete Buttigieg Cuts Train’s Brake Lines So It Can Run Free [1256d]
• Rick Moranis Announces Plan To Pop Into Your Head Right Before You Orgasm [1256d]
• Mature Cat Not Going To Waste Time Chasing Laser That Doesn’t Want Her [1256d]
• Rihanna Loves Using Pregnancy As Excuse To Take Good Seats On Bus [1256d]