The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Anonymous Mourner Returns To Lay Hydrocodone Tablet At Rush Limbaugh’s Grave [1257d]
• Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll [1257d]
• U.S. Credit Card Debt Reaches Record High [1257d]
• Male Birth Control That Paralyzes Sperm For 2 Hours 100% Effective In Lab Mice [1257d]
• This Guy Is In A Coma, So You Can Direct All Your Hateful Angry Comments At Him And No One Will See Them [1257d]