The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Justin Bieber Sells Rights To Music Catalog For $200 Million [1279d]
• Trump Returns To Facebook After 2 Years To Find Everyone Engaged And Having Babies [1280d]
• Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed [1280d]
• Dianne Feinstein Receives Primary Challenge From Buzzard Currently Circling Her [1280d]
• Pope Francis Declares Nothing Wrong With Guy Giving Buddy Tug Job After Few Drinks [1280d]