The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Doomsday Clock Moves 10 Seconds Closer To Midnight [1282d]
• Google Employees React To Company Layoffs [1282d]
• Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving [1282d]
• Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date [1282d]
• Obituary Clearly Just Copied From Wikipedia Article On Genghis Khan [1282d]