The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People [1288d]
• China’s Population Drops For First Time In Decades [1288d]
• Aaron Rodgers To Decide Future By Consulting With Coven Of Trusted Witches [1289d]
• YouTube Speedrunner Becomes Full-Blown Fascist In Record Time [1289d]
• Parents Feel Safer Letting Kids Drink And Drive Under Their Roof [1289d]
• What To Say If You See A Coworker On Tinder [1289d]