The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Early Humans Selectively Bred Corn To Be Less Aggressive [1298d]
• Fugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining TreeFugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining Tree [1298d]
• Leaked Footage Shows People Inexplicably Walking Into Building That Has No Food [1298d]
• Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World [1298d]
• Bolsonaro Supporters Storm Brazil’s Congress [1298d]
• High School Teaches Co-Parenting Skills By Having Students Fight Over Who Gets Egg For Weekend [1298d]