The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion Mourns The Passing Of Gallagher [1358d]
• The Onion’s Guide To Renewable Energy [1358d]
• Sam Bankman-Fried Sobs After Accidentally Dropping Last Crypto Down Sewer Grate [1358d]
• KFC Apologizes For Kristallnacht Chicken And Cheese Promotion [1358d]
• Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank [1358d]
• Raphael Warnock Loses All Faith In God After Being Forced Into Runoff Against Herschel Walker [1358d]
• U.S. Pledges To Reduce Reliance On Energy Siphoned From Unconscious Americans Living In Simulation [1358d]
• Honor Our Troops By Watching Over This Sleeping Soldier [1358d]