The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Take Child Bride [1504d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup [1504d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution [1504d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars [1504d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps [1504d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut [1504d]
• Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers [1504d]
• Nation’s Centrists Stubbornly Double Down On Claim That Roe v. Wade Not At Risk [1504d]