The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Russian Forces Instantly Shrink To Size Of Ants After Seizing Chernobyl [1629d]
• U.S. Imposes Single Painful Economic Sanction On Self Just To Show Russia How Fucking Crazy It Is [1629d]
• Finale Of ‘Arthur’, Longest-Running Children’s Show, Ends With 20-Year Time Jump [1629d]
• U.S. Shocked Russia Would Invade Another Country After Seeing How Badly America’s Recent Invasions Went [1629d]
• World Leaders Vow Regular People Just Trying To Live Their Lives Will Bear The Consequences [1629d]