The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy [1d]
• ‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure [1d]
• Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance [1d]
• Poll Finds Majority Of Republicans Support Unions [1d]
• Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down [1d]
• Loretta Parodi and Sam Alcott [1d]
• Commuter’s Dream [1d]