The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana [9d]
• AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’ [9d]
• Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past [9d]
• Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its [9d]
• Activists Decry Meat Industry’s Practice Of Separating Calves From Their Cool Uncles [9d]
• Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys [9d]