The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives [13d]
• SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% [13d]
• Top Songs August 2025 [13d]
• Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA [13d]
• HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites [13d]
• Stella Lefty Admits Nepotism May Have Helped Her Get Groupon+ [13d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison [13d]