The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life [16d]
• Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word [16d]
• Raya Introduces New PR Relationship Mode [16d]
• Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI [16d]
• Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life [16d]
• ‘Behold, Meta’s New AI,’ Says Mark Zuckerberg Covering Nipples In Tinfoil [16d]