The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pros And Cons Of Wearing Shorts In The Office [21d]
• David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals [21d]
• Men Overly Bored [21d]
• White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe [21d]
• Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer [21d]
• Karaoke Outing Paints Heartbreaking Picture Of Friend Practicing Morrissey Impression Alone [21d]
• Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call [21d]