The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Boy Gets Nice Long Look At Small Of Father’s Back While He Picks Up Ping-Pong Ball [21d]
• Tips For Getting To School Safely [21d]
• ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves [22d]
• Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be [22d]
• The Nude, Shrieking, 12-Foot Man Only We Can See: Could He Be The Next James Bond? [22d]
• Dead Fantasy Football Commissioner’s Password Guessed Again [22d]
• Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends [22d]