The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh [4d]
• Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn [4d]
• U.S. Military To Test Troops’ Testosterone Levels [4d]
• Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals [5d]
• What To Know About Cyclosporiasis [5d]
• Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself [5d]
• Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet [5d]
• Insisting Coworker Get To Point Somehow Slows Him Down [5d]
• Madonna Accused Of Pandering With New Song About Trying To Find Available Spot In Fire Island Share House [5d]