The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan [7d]
• Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham [7d]
• Adam Silver Acknowledges Declining Ratings May Have Something To Do With How He Looks [8d]
• Why Do We Have A Meeting With HR? [8d]
• ‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower [8d]
• Boat Safety Tips [8d]
• FDA Study Claims Arsenic, Lead In Tampons Not Harmful [8d]
• Susan Rios and Nick Dawson [8d]
• Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink [8d]