The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies [15d]
• Adam Sandler Unwinds After Busy Weekend Officiating 6 Back-To-Back Weddings [15d]
• Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks [15d]
• City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists [15d]
• California Bans ‘Sell By’ Food Labels [15d]
• Just A Birthmark [15d]
• Brood Of Disney Child Stars Emerges From Ground [15d]
• Hungover ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Expert Pulls Another   Appraisal Out Of Her Ass [15d]