The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In [20d]
• Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs [20d]
• Trump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To World [20d]
• MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children [20d]
• Streaming vs. Theaters [20d]
• Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race [20d]
• Anya Lopez and Sara Jarrett [20d]
• Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity [20d]
• Damn It, Mom’s Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now [20d]
• Harvard Faces Pressure To Fire Confederate Generals [20d]