The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• JD Vance To Personally Care For Chickens At Naval Observatory [34d]
• Trump Warns U.S. Will No Longer Protect G7 From Threat Of Jigsaw [34d]
• New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car [34d]
• OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod [34d]
• Millions Of New Yorkers Show Up To Celebrate Plucky Underdog James Dolan [34d]
• Pride By The Numbers [34d]
• RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases [34d]
• FDA Approves First New Sunscreen Ingredient In Over 25 Years [34d]
• PGA Tour Introduces Goalies [34d]
• Accidental Mention Of Guest House Blows Years Of Subterfuge To Conceal Family’s Wealth From Friends [34d]