The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’ [16d]
• Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works [16d]
• NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars [16d]
• BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol [16d]
• Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo [16d]
• Calves and Have-Nots [16d]