The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Dad Rocks Back And Forth To Gain Enough Momentum To Sit Up From Chair [17d]
• Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have [17d]
• Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup [17d]
• JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius [17d]
• Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich [17d]
• Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended [17d]
• Timeline Of China–Taiwan Relations [17d]
• Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial [17d]