The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now [13d]
• Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. [13d]
• Cannes Film Festival Attendee Eating Nachos Out Of Plastic Beret [13d]
• ‘Sidewalk Closed’ Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly [13d]
• Ben Landau and William Roth [13d]
• Just When I Thought The World Couldn’t Get Any Worse, My Wife Makes Me Go To A Play [13d]
• Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation [13d]