The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released [17d]
• Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause [17d]
• Surrogate Not Allowed On Furniture [17d]
• Taylor Swift Fires Fixer Who Forgot To Kill Justin Baldoni [17d]
• God Discontinues The Pebble [17d]
• Yankees Appearance Policy Amended To Allow Extreme Body Modification [17d]
• Teresa Cox [17d]
• Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath [17d]
• Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Women Than Men [17d]