The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo [36d]
• Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock [36d]
• Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence [36d]
• Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE [36d]
• Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement [36d]
• Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today [36d]
• Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean [36d]
• You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic [36d]
• Jack In The Box [36d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular [36d]