The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment [28d]
• JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area [28d]
• Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism [28d]
• Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon [28d]
• Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely [28d]
• Political Profile: Kash Patel [28d]