The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots [42d]
• Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent [42d]
• Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass [42d]
• Red Light Therapy: Myth Vs. Fact [42d]
• Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear [42d]