The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran [14d]
• Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn [14d]
• Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window [14d]
• Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom [14d]
• Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting [14d]
• Unclear Where Girlfriend Keeps Making All These Friends [14d]
• Samantha Irizarry and Isaac Porter [14d]
• Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial [14d]