The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base [26d]
• RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ [26d]
• Norris God [26d]
• Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East [26d]
• Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks [26d]
• Taylor Frankie Paul Shows Superhuman Mom Strength Lifting Car To Throw At Child [26d]
• Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line [26d]
• New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls [26d]
• Trump Boys Help Bring Down Energy Prices With Homemade Perpetual Motion Machine [26d]
• How ICE Is Assisting TSA [26d]
• Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart [26d]
• Ancient Scroll Reveals Lost Miracle Of Christ Correctly Guessing People’s Weights [26d]