The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face [28d]
• Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass [28d]
• 42-Year-Old Woman Refers To Herself As ‘Preggerz’ [28d]
• White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn [28d]
• Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job [28d]