The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 [20d]
• Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico [20d]
• Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well [20d]
• OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump [20d]
• Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play [20d]
• Woman Worried She Not Living 90-Second Ad Break To The Fullest [20d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj [20d]
• Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now [20d]
• It’s Gray Time! [20d]
• Robert Donahue [20d]