The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities [26d]
• Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom [26d]
• Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share [27d]
• Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups [27d]
• MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen [27d]
• Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance [27d]