The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’ [41d]
• Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke [41d]
• Look Who You’ve Become [42d]
• Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean [42d]
• Transportation Department Endorses Crash Test Dummies That Resemble Women [42d]
• Elisa Geoffries and Daniel Walter [42d]
• FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan [42d]