The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague [43d]
• Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer [43d]
• Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows [43d]
• Heaven Can’t Wait [44d]
• Haunted By Teenager Learning To Play Drums [44d]
• Cold As ICE [44d]
• Tips For Repurposing Thanksgiving Leftovers [44d]
• Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE [44d]
• Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House [44d]
• Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley [44d]