The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’ [7d]
• Exclusive Soup Kitchen Offers Free Meals By Invite Only [7d]
• ‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool [7d]
• Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend [7d]
• ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Criticized For Allowing Whitney Leavitt Extra Pair Of Legs [7d]
• Holiday Cooking For One [7d]
• Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel [7d]