The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order [14d]
• Woman Trying To Find Nonpolitical Way To Say Her Cleaner Was Deported [14d]
• MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ [14d]
• RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar [14d]
• TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight [14d]