The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tom Brady Clones Dog [71d]
• DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ [71d]
• Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani [71d]
• Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ [71d]
• Carl Brooks and Evan Perth [71d]
• I Bet Pedro Pascal Hates Parasocial Relationships [71d]
• Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body [71d]
• All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny [71d]