The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Self-Conscious Sumo Wrestler Wears White T-Shirt Into Ring [21d]
• Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest [21d]
• Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu [21d]
• CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles [21d]
• White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling [21d]
• Grandma Recalls Wild Teenage Year Before She Met Grandpa [21d]
• Regina Lundell and Mark Francis [21d]