The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia [25d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau [25d]
• ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume [25d]
• Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games [25d]
• Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges [25d]
• Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too [25d]
• 24-Hour Horror Movie Marathon Attended With Other Failures [25d]
• Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole [25d]
• Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet [25d]
• RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands [25d]