The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music [23d]
• Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards [23d]
• Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance [23d]
• Tips For Junk Journaling [23d]
• Benjamin Yates [23d]
• Everyone At Wedding Singles Table Cousins [23d]
• Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office [23d]
• Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel [23d]
• Al Michaels Recaps History Of Football For Viewers Just Tuning In [24d]