The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body Slams Mortician [4d]
• Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine [4d]
• Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding [4d]
• Tinder Update Classifies Female Age Input Over 35 As System Error [4d]
• Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals [4d]
• Man Runs Fake Embassy While Posing As Ambassador [4d]
• Tips For Surviving A Rip Current [4d]