The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Opens Diner [9d]
• AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body [9d]
• Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting [9d]
• Hulk Hogan Dies After Stage 4 Hulkamania Diagnosis [9d]
• Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’ [9d]
• All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA [10d]
• ‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline [10d]
• HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool [10d]
• Manhattan On Alert Following Sunrise Unaccompanied By Languid Clarinet Music [10d]
• Brian King and Sylvia Rinaldi [10d]