The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Threatens Stadium Deal If Washington Commanders Don’t Change Name Back [14d]
• Marine Wonders What Will Become Of Angelenos Left Behind As Chopper Rises Into Sky [14d]
• Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law [14d]
• McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat [14d]
• Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There [14d]
• Hayley Greenwood and Tom Nelson [14d]