The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sweaty Corn Making Summer More Humid [46d]
• Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather [46d]
• Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic [46d]
• North Korea Opens Beach Resort [46d]
• Scientists No Closer To Uncovering Where Friend Finds These Bozos [46d]
• Geneva Open Introduces Ice Courts [46d]
• Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello [46d]