The Brutalist Report

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• Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays [2d]
• Owner Of D.C. Doggy Daycare Worried Her Military Parade Float Sticking Out [2d]
• D.C. Air Traffic Controllers Given Day Off To Attend Military Parade [2d]
• Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch [2d]