The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times [219d]
• What To Know About The MAHA Movement [219d]
• New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders [219d]
• Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader [219d]
• Trump Casts Cabinet In ‘Les Misérables’ Amid Kennedy Center Boycott [219d]
• Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes [219d]
• Luke Platt [219d]
• Elderly Salsa Instructor Announces Plan To Dance With Your Girlfriend [219d]
• Any Deport In A Storm [219d]